4 definitions by Brittany the skater girl
Likes to shotgun beers. Send score 8.5/10 and loves to wear his 5.5 inch American flag shorts and tank top. Ultimate sex machine.
Person 1: "Did u hear that Taylor hooked up with 17 girls in one night?"
Person 2: "Omg he's such a brad."
Person 2: "Omg he's such a brad."
by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018
A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018
Harambe was a gorilla that got shot at the expense of a child. Let's take a moment to pray for Harambe...
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016