Cents

by ZammmTruth October 13, 2018

Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

by Mackendeez March 20, 2018

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2 cents

A humble opinion. Just being humble and saying its worth only two cents.

I think corvette is the hottest non exotic car on the road but thats just my two cents.

by LedVTECin July 25, 2004

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25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

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