An otherwise skinny girl has bad cellulite on her thighs. Often the girl is in poor physical shape but since she refuses to eat anything but a salad and ice-cubes, she appears skinny.
Damn that girls looks good...let me check out her ass....OH NO! Cellu-light!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'