Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness 

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011

cell-u-lar-sodomy 

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

cell-u-lar-sodomy by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation 

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

cell-u-lar-tardation by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-lar-versity 

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

cell-u-lar-versity by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-larogenouos 

The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.

I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.

I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.

cell-u-larogenouos by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Cellular Paranoia 

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

Cellular Paranoia by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009

Carpal Cellular Syndrome 

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.

Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

Carpal Cellular Syndrome by Out my name February 8, 2017