by ass clown March 22, 2004
by theamazinggoldhillian April 14, 2009
1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
by mc7e June 20, 2009
Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends
adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)
adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)
by Lead apron January 25, 2007
The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
by Leanne Young May 18, 2006