Celebritay 

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

Celebritay by OZ616 May 11, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebrinaut 

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

celebrinaut by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

Celebritits

One's way of describing the spotting of a female celebrity displaying a deep cleavage.

Steve: "So, did you end up going to the Oscars?"
Glenn: "Yes, I did"
Steve: "How was it?"
Glenn: "Well, it was horrible but at least I got to see a lot of celebritits"

Celebritits by Slim "P" May 18, 2010

Celebrilarity 

One of any number of idiotic, hilariously embarrassing or dumbfounding things perpetuated by celebrities daily. Most anything on TMZ would fall into this category, and anything Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Donald Trump, or Danny Bonaduchi does is considered Celebrilarity until further review.

TERESA: My friend's working on the new Lindsay Lohan movie, and get this. He said she was so wasted on set she threw up on herself yesterday.

CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.

Celebrilarity by Andy "R" Ochiltree April 1, 2007

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

Celebritard by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

celebretard 

A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.

Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.

celebretard by Bette Noir June 26, 2009