1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.

2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.

3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!

And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.

I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
by idonthavaname August 4, 2006
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A celebrity is someone who is popular and is usually in entertainment industry. Celebrity can also be used for people in other fields like scientists, doctors, fashion designers, writers who are usually at the top of their field and like to give interviews to the media and usually have a relatively strong social presence compared to other top people in their field. Celebrities usually have a dedicated fan base.
1. Johnny Depp is a celebrity.

2. Stephen Hawking is a celebrity scientist.

3. John Grisham is a celebrity author.

4. Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are celebrities.(unfortunately)
by notacelebrityyyyyyy July 10, 2011
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When you mix Celebrity & Reality you get a new type of tv show. Better than reality because famous people are in it. According to VH1 that is.
VH1 Celebreality, not all reality is created equal..or some shit like that.
by Kirsten April 12, 2005
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the sexual act of having anal sex with your partner, right after you climax you bust out with a sharpie and sign her ass. insertion of said marker afte signature is optional.
that chick got pissed when i gaver her the celebrity last night.
by tucsontony October 21, 2004
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to be really looking forward to seeing your friend again
"i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
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A kick ass station wagon made by Chevrolet from 82 to 88. Usually seen in a gold color, with a pimpin spoiler on the back. The interior is made from genuine hide of nauga, with vinyl and brushed aluminum detailing. Worth almost $25 nowadays.
My '87 Celebrity requires you to unlock the passenger's side front door and then hit the unlock button in order to unlock the driver's side front door with the key
by CaptainProjectile December 19, 2004
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Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list
Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently
by Critical Acclaim October 27, 2008
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