Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

Not for me, Clive by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Clive Palmer 

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

Clive Palmer by big gay me September 28, 2019

chivear 

Mexican expression, defines the feeling of feeling self-conscious or ashamed, usually after being flattered by someone.

Could also be translated as blushing

Example 1:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Me chiveas bien bonito, cabrón (You make me blush, dude)

Example 2:
Person 1: ¡Hey, guapo!
Person 2: *blushes*
Person 1: Ah, the hice chivear

chivear by Milo_theAxolotl October 12, 2021

Clive Borg 

A Maltese expression used to described something or someone that is very fat.

OMG your so fat! You are like Clive Borg.
Ara Clive Borg. Ehh stenn dak it tanker

Clive Borg by gta6 player November 7, 2020

Clive Owen 

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

Clive Owen by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

Crivel 

The most beautiful sight but at the same time, the most fearful.

It is the morning sun and the dark sky and the grass, and the black crow flying, and the snow on winter.
Crivel is whatever you can think of. It can be used to replace whatever word you want, but don't overuse the crivel. You have to learn to appreciate the crivel.
Use crivel in everyday sentences:

1: You must be one with the crivel before you question the crivel.

2: May the crivel be with you.

3: Crivel is a virtue.

Crivel by HamDaddi March 10, 2015