cedar park

A major suburb of Austin located to the Northwest. It borders Austin to the south, Leander to the North, Round Rock to the East, and Jonestown to the West. Full of rich snobby children that attend schools that use steroids just to get easy athletic sports wins. Despite that, it's a pretty laid back town that has a mall and many plazas and should be getting a schlitterbahn soon. It is considered to be the fastest growing city in Texas and it a decent commute to Austin. The problems it can have include the crappy traffic but I guess that's everywhere in Austin, can't deal with it.

Cedar Park is an OK place to be.

cedar park by immabe12312 September 14, 2013

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Cedar Park, Texas

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.

Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.

Cedar Park, Texas by McLizo December 20, 2010

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Cedar Park Middle

the BEST school in the LISD school district! aside from CPHS and Cyprus.. Play nice, and you can tell that almost everyone is really cheery and sweet, play dirty and you'll get just what you deserve. in the nicest way possible... depending on the people you mess with.

Athletics rules the school, no joke. Choir is freaking amazing;) oh and the term "band nerd" can no way be related to our band! they rock!
the Drill team is OK but they can do a lot more than their moves let on.. THEATER PEOPLE R AMAZING! <3 cheer's pimpin! colorgard's cool too:) sorry if i left anything out!!

here, the guy's are hot, but could never compare to us girls;) everyone is talented in one way or another, and to be honest, we can be pretty damn bitchy. ALLOT.
cPMS all the way...

GO 8TH GRADE 2011!!!

did you go to the CP vs VR football game last night?

I couldn't, the kids from Cedar Park Middle took up all the bleachers..

P.S. that's all I could come up with! sorry!

Cedar Park Middle by drillQD June 18, 2011

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cedar park high school

HOT GUYS HOLY JDJEJESJ

me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school

cedar park high school by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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