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causal sex 

Sex with NO strings attached. (: You know the good kind of sex...
"so, i called sally over man, Im gunna get some puss."
"oh, you to are dating?"
"Hell no nigga. we are just fucking..."
"isnt that...slutty?"
"HA! no. Its just causal sex."
"Dude, I need a 'causal friend' like that"
"I know, its the greatest, we fuck, she leaves, and i dont have to deal with.. 'HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN!'"

Causal Friday

(n) A Friday that is meant to be all things Friday, i.e. wasting time at work, leaving early for happy hour, and closing down the bar.
"Dude, after work today let's go out to the bar for a causal Friday."
Causal Friday by doingthings November 25, 2014

causal will

Causal will is the ability to make choices that are predetermined by external forces or internal compulsions. Everything has a cause, so everything, including our choice and will, is causal.
Although we lack free will, we do have causal will.

Causal Displacement

A state in which a person or entity has been removed from reality’s cause-and-effect system, resulting in their inability to influence or interact with the world around them.

When someone is in causal displacement or "Out of Position," they still exist, but reality no longer processes them. Events continue normally without them, while from their perspective, the environment may appear frozen, muted, or desynchronized.

It is not death, teleportation, freeze time, or time travel.
It is a complete removal from active causality.

Often occurs when a higher system (such as a multiversal authority) forcibly disconnects an anomaly from reality.
The moment the system detects anomalies that violate the Structural Reality Coherence System, the anomalies disconnect from physical reality, causing them to experience Causal Displacement. Everything around the amonoly freezes, but reality continues without them.

Park causal

Casual of Filth. A man who is too casual.
Jimmy: Look at that entire side of the room. Filled with only park casuals.

Tom: what’s a park casual.

Jimmy: you do not need to know park causal.
Park causal by ahuman2200 October 29, 2021

white guy causal 

When one wears a collared shirt and gym shorts out in public.
Dude, do you think i should dress up to go out or should I️ go White guy causal