Caucasianaphobic 

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

Caucasianaphobic by major_delmac February 28, 2005

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

caucasianitis by THE_AE May 23, 2010

Caucasianaphobic 

A white person who truly believes they are black. A Caucasianaphobic will be seen wearing XXL clothing with urban logo's or a hip hop artist airbrushed on it. They talk with a what is supposed to be ghetto slang and sport large medallions the size of a license plate around their neck, this is sometimes accompanied by a large fake diamond earring or nose ring. Majority of Caucasianaphobic's are white trash women with a large black boyfriend. This occurs because the woman has been rejected by Caucasian males for being sloppy and beat ass ugly.

Tiffany is so Caucasianaphobic since she started dating Leon.

Caucasianaphobic by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) February 7, 2005

caucasianally

The act of performing an activity like an upright white guy.

Chad drives his car so caucasianally with the seat back upright and his hands at 10 and 2.

caucasianally by TheWorstIdeas May 3, 2011

caucasianpersuasion 

The tik tok username of the funniest lesbian on tik tok. Caucasianpersuasion is a Boston based internet star who got her start in mid June on the app called tik tok. She makes them mostly about being a lesbian.

Jeff: Hey! Did you see Alex’s new video?
Craig: Who?
Jeff: Oh my bad, have you seen Caucasianpersuasion’s new tik tok?
Craig: Oh yeah! Shit was fire!

caucasianpersuasion by coolcat42069 June 19, 2019

Caucasianitis

This is a social disorder, it is only known to affect people of race other than Caucasians. It is when a person of non-Caucasian race develops or exhibits the behavioral patterns of a Caucasian/"White person". Caucasianitis mostly affects black people. There is no cure for this disability yet. But with treatment it is possible to suppress this disorder.

1.) Caucasianitis: A Jamaican using the word "like" at the end of every sentence as how a Caucasian would.

2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)

Caucasianitis by Vengali December 11, 2009

Caucasianal 

When someone dresses or acts as if they are Caucasian.

"Your plaid skirt and oxford shirt is so Caucasianal."

Caucasianal by Mercedes Rogers December 25, 2006