Cats have kittens 

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."

Cats have kittens by Genghis KaniSalad January 8, 2019

Cat's fur for kitten's britches. 

My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.

Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.

Cat's fur for kitten's britches. by Joe, Jr. December 24, 2009

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches 

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches 

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Catakitten 

Catakitten is a made-up slang word of pet the kitten. It is used for funny and simple purpose. Catakitten can be replaced with Catthekitten.

Bob:"It so cute! I want to Catakitten!"
or
Bob:"I want to catthekitten!"

Catakitten by milesasr May 2, 2023