evil fluffy muffin bent on world destruction and is very cute
by sportyskater321 September 23, 2018
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The Felis Catus is specified as a minuscule domesticated carnivore with the qualities of retractile nails, advanced flexibility, and a conical pinna and external auditory meatus. In other words, a cat is a cute, chubby purring thing good for falling asleep on your lap so you can't get up and shedding all over your brand new yoga pants.
I have a fat cat named Mr. Chubby. He's cute, and loves cat food.
by Alexander Hova July 8, 2013
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If you heard digga d’s daily supply you might have heard the bar “left that place when (cats) called why, we all sell drugs it’s natural” the meaning cats in street terms means nitty or a crackhead or a person desperate for drugs
Teraime-“yo bro the cats callin me right now should i fake a illness and go welfare try leave school and start shotting
Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”
by TMDviper December 30, 2021
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The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
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Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
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On dogs but instead of dogs, it’s cats. Slang for “I swear
Me: I love you nails! Where did you get them done?
Ebony: I do them myself, on cats.
by Mamisitas4evr May 9, 2019
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Cat

Def. Slang for a guy.
"Hey yo, who's that one cat over there talking to those females."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."
by realboujee May 17, 2023
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