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Bethlehem Catholic High School 

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle
Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

east catholic high school 

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something
east catholic high schoolhome of the juuls”

lansing catholic high school 

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.
David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

North Catholic High School 

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)
“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”

Montini catholic high school 

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition
Man you are really rich and selfish you must go to Montini catholic high school