Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,
by Peculiar Musings March 22, 2016
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when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios
man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios
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When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.
Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday
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When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.
I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.
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When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
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A dangerous legal situation where the potential for litigation and the effects thereof could cause permanent widespread damages to all parties.
The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.

We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
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