|1.||Peeking over the horizon|
Whenever a guy wakes up in his underwear with morning wood, his penis will peek over the top of his underwear and its resembles someone looking over the horizon. Of course the only type of penis to do this is one that is atleast 7 and 1/2 inches long.
Dude! I woke up and my mom saw me peeking over the horizon!
|2.||bring me the horizon|
This band strives around having an image, not actually concentrating on their music at all. They make bland, boring, generic metal, and Oli Sykes triple dubs his vocals and adds a radio affect to them. Their guitars are flat sounding, and so are the drums. Its pretty obvious that the band revolves around Oliver Sykes because scenies think he's "hott." When in reality, he isn't. It's just his scene look that attracts them. You can usually find scene kids obsessing over the band because one of them said they were cool, so just like Hello Kitty, diamonds, and bat's, all the other scene kids think it's cool. And once again it's obvious that it has nothing to do with the music. Its a combination of them being attracted to the vocalist, and because they're scene to like, and scene kids are always looking for scene points.more...
The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK f...
|3.||Bring Me The Horizon|
A UK based hardcore band that makes brilliant music that is fresh and innovative, and are excellent live with thier energetic performances and are well known for thier good use of stage props such as fake blood; but are impossible to like due to thier newly aquired fanbase of 14 year old annoying scene kids that dont even listen to the music but idolise the lead singer Oli Sykes.
"Hey man, you still coming to see Bring Me The Horizon at the Central Station tonight?"
"Is there an over-16 age limit to get in?"
"No, dont think so mate"
"Then you can count me the F*CK OUT!"
|4.||Shit's on the Horizon|
A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc
Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
Background: Australian. Given to us by Crocodile Dundee:
A spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one's choosing in an effort to satisfy one's itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon...yes... something like that... you can't quite touch it so you have to go find it because it's you just know it's there...Or maybe it just feels good to go walking around ... :wink: Yeah. It's WALKABOUT.
See "Crocodile Dundee" 1986 starring Paul Hogan.
See me waving 'see ya later' as I disappear over the horizon. :)
noun: Lead screamer of British metal band Bring Me The Horizon, who, should really be over-shadowed by the outrageous beats of Matt Nicholls who is where the real talent is at in the band.
/did not piss on that fugly bitch
/is not a bad person
/is a little overrated
Intelligent Person: "Poor old Oliver has to be followed around by those fat British teenies all day"
Also Intelligent Person: "Too true, and that man-woman keeps claiming that Oli Sykes threw a bottle/peed on her/wanted to have sex with her when really she is just hallucinating."
The rest of Bring Me The Horizon: "WE HAVE TALENT TOO"
|7.||bring me the horizon|
They are an extremely shit deathcore (if not then they're just plain 'core, which still makes them suck) band from teh Brit place. They're a knock-off of every other deathcore band to make music before them. The only talent in the band is their drummer (hope you make it out alive) because blasting is hard for the normal person to do.more...
They're mostly know more for their image than the actual music which is a MASSIVE stereotype of those in a deathcore band. Around 81% of their fan base is composed of fan-girls who don't listen to the music and more about Oli Sykes, their 'singer'. And no-one know about anyone else in the band. He screams like shit and it will pierce your ear-drums if he ever dares pig squeal. Those poser fake scene sluts call him 'hot', but 92% oof that come from the hair.
Oh and they suck live. OLI USES VOCAL ENHANCERS.