catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

catasstrophy 

after your cat uses the litterbox, and runs away from it, sometimes a few leftovers linger on him and fall in his wake. These are catasstrophies.

I walked into the kitchen only to find a catasstrophy next to the refrigerator.

catasstrophy by ebymel April 3, 2008

Catasstrophy 

Similar pronunciation like 'catastrophe'. But different meaning. Catasstrophy means getting a trophy for the most clean and nice looking cat ass.

Bob: Yo bro, what tf is the shiny golden thing there that looks like a cat's butthole?

Bro: Oh that's the catasstrophy i got.

Catasstrophy by user0690 November 20, 2022

CatassTrophy 

When your snob cat struts away giving you a long anal shot.

You, "Here kitty".

Cat, "Enjoy this", walks away giving a final shot of CatassTrophy.

CatassTrophy by MimiNam June 15, 2023

Catasterous 

An event which is almost a catastrophy but not quite a disaster.

When my dog slipped out of my hands and nearly head checked the bedframe, it could could have been catasterous, had I not caught her when I did.

Catasterous by Bigcatsrock805 August 24, 2016

Catasstrophy 

What your dog has in it's mouth after a successful cat fight.

Such a catasstrophy!

Catasstrophy by knotmyname January 30, 2024