catapus 

A creature that can live on land or in water that at first appears to be a bizarre, twisted, knotty piece of tree branch or root. They can be any size but can be seen only under the influence of mind expanding substances or by children.

We went canoeing on mushrooms and saw many catapus along the banks of the Fox river.

catapus by Follows Herons May 8, 2006

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

Catapult Turtle by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009

Catapult Over the Fence 

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

Catapult Over the Fence by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

The Raspberry Catapult by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016

catapussy 

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing

wow syndey some catapussy ya got there

catapussy by pussy lyn January 21, 2017

Cactapus 

A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.

www.cactapus.tk

Cactapus by Not a member of the band. October 12, 2008

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

catapult by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008