the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.
As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.
by loudog3 April 15, 2011
by kmfrayed February 17, 2012
When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
by Vince Morgan January 2, 2019
An Irish Catapult is a sex game which requires a rock hard, throbbing erection, a coin, and a descent woman. The man puts the coin on his erection, and with all of his cock power, he throws it into the air and flips it. If the coin lands heads up, the woman gives the man head, and if it lands face down, looks like the man is takin the dirt road home. (Anus). Do the Irish helicopter in the elevator, and out house, your son's birthday party your hot co-worker, your 12....I mean 18 year old neighbor, and why not your own step mother. Play with caution, because this game can get addicting faster than you can say "pregnant nun"!
by brasspair March 26, 2014
usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults
dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!
by UM North Quad July 26, 2012
A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
by Someone who kinda exists September 25, 2021
someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.
by redder_dominator February 19, 2021