While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.
Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.
by Jack Eds August 20, 2006
When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.
by Safetyfirst March 8, 2012
Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"
Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"
Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"
by JocularCyrano62 September 3, 2010
The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.
by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022
A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.
John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
by Socratov January 11, 2022
by Annonomous3221 May 26, 2021
The act of cumming deep in a hoes throat and proceeding to punch her stiffly in the diaphragm. This causes the nut to shoot out of her mouth like the before mentioned catapult.
by Whoocat April 14, 2023