Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

catapenis 

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.

Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.

catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

catatonic by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

catatonic

Person suffering from extreme fear or anxiety, usually as part of their anxiety, personality, or psychotic disorders.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.

When guests arrived at my house, my body started to shake, sweat, and I could not move for few hours.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.

catatonic by ExcellentRooster February 13, 2021

catatonic

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.

Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night
John - I Know! he was on his ass.

catatonic by DJ_MaTRIX September 4, 2008

Canamerico 

The new name for the North American Continent if the NAU becomes a reality.

Welcome to Canamerico!

Bienvenido a Canamerico!

Bienvenue vers le Canamerico!

Canamerico by bittertongue September 21, 2007