cat-tastrophe

A word that you would here the origial Batman Adam West say.

Robin: Holy smokes Batman, looks like Catwoman struck again!
Batman: Looks like we have another Cat-tastrophe on our hands.

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cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

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Cat-astrophe

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

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the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

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To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

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A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

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When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

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