| 1. | [cat] ride | ||
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The act of throwing several cats into the trunk of your car and driving them a few miles away and letting them out. Mom (staring at a few cats): Well, looks like it's time to take a cat ride!
Son: Mom, no! Those are my cats and I take care of them! Mom: It's too late for that! There are just too many cats around here! |
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| 2. | Reverse Dolphin Ride | ||
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When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride. "Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."
Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen? I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride. |
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| 3. | Cat | ||
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A ride whore who denies being a ride whore but there is no denying it. Is a niggardly and whiny hypocrite that smells like KY brand lube. Enjoys the occasional quief and is obsessed with phalic objects with leapord/tiger print on them. If you seek a cat, pull out your slut radar gun and follow it to the nearest blowjob location. Im giving Cat a ride to the movies because i havent been laid for a while
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| 4. | cat pickering | ||
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A small and barely known vo-tech highschool that lies in the dirty streets of Phoenixville, PA. The school is inhabited by the outcasts and stoners of Great Valley, Owen J Roberts, Downingtown, Phoenixville, and Pottstown highschools. The student population is a few years behind in fashion, unless you count bad dye-jobs and camouflage hats as 'stylish'. Many teachers don't actually have their degress, but they're friendly with the students. Friendly, as in having sexual encounters with them in the cullinary freezer, or throwing chairs across a classroom. But don't worry, many of the students have been on probation at one point or another, and a few others already have the wonderful gift of teenage pregnancy. Clearly, these kids are responsible and know how to take care of themselves. If you wanna make friends, skip lunch to smoke on school grounds, or after school on the smoking corner. Don't worry about getting caught, because most kids use Cat Pickering as their free ride through highschool. Bro: dude I hate my school
Bro2: then go to Cat Pickering |
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| 5. | Cat Pride | ||
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A term used to describe the state of mind of an arctic rider, specifically assholes , who hate people, don't care about anybody else and like to cause fights and ride on the wrong side of the trail all while throwing empty beer cans at the locals. I Cat Prided that fawker right into the woods.
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| 6. | Cat Pickering | ||
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Probably one of the worst schools to ever send your children to. Not only has the education been poor for last 10 years, but it reflects on the students PSSA scores which have been so low that the State now investigtes the school and has them on a list. This school is poor, dirty, and cheap. The students here are told to go to Montco and other shitty community colleges, and most students either drop out or do not attend college. The kids are a mix of hillbillies and emo fat chicks. Most are just rejects from their home schools, and come here for safety and acceptance. The administration here is also poor. The principal cannot handle all the duties, the lady involved in running the tech programs is not only a bitch but stripped searched a student at her old job, getting her fired and now working at cat. Dont send your kids here...its a horrible school I want an easy ride through high school, so i guess i will go to CAT Pickering.
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| 7. | Dolphin Ride | ||
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When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile. "Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!" "Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride." "Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?" |
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