cat on the bed 

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

cat on the bed by myk January 28, 2005

The cat that pissed on the bed 

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed 

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024