Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.
by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018
The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
by Powerful F. October 5, 2009
After you have intercourse with a truck you call your nearest indian truck driver for a quick refueling of your donkey ridden cowboy rooting tooting sister fucker bean eating mexican. so you may continue collecting used cum rags off the street to resell for a abortion pills for your truck.
aaahhhh man i can't wait to shake a cats leg
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady
by Morhal ez truck stop 2 August 16, 2019