cat on the bed 

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

cat on the bed by myk January 28, 2005

fat cat on red bed 

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

fat cat on red bed by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

The cat that pissed on the bed 

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed 

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Catbed

Verb: A cat's action of sitting or sleeping on any object, thereby rendering it an impromptu cat bed.

Noun: Any object that has been catbedded.

"Fluffy catbedded my clean laundry."

"As soon as I put something on the floor, Snowball catbeds it."

Catbed by Slimmo November 18, 2012

CATBEDOINGTHELAUNDRY 

cat do be doing the laundry hahahah

yo catbedoingthelaundry

CATBEDOINGTHELAUNDRY by riasuh May 12, 2020