The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.
They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.
They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
by Mamisitas4evr May 9, 2019
"Hey yo, who's that one cat over there talking to those females."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."
by realboujee May 17, 2023
A furry, small animal that is usually kept as a housepet. Women tend to be more fond of it than men, and they love the traits cats have but hate it in their spouses/partners.
Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.
6. They're furry.
Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.
6. They're furry.
by Paige the Great April 23, 2010