The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.
Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken
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1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it
I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....
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The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
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Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time
I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.
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As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.
"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."
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To wash your hands in a female's piss and cum then proceed to dry your hands with her farts.
"Bruh I just got the best Georgia Cat Bath from my girl!"
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When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.
Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.
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