2 definitions by King Dookey

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria
I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain
by King Dookey May 22, 2019
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When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.
Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.
by King Dookey August 6, 2023
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