Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Cassowary

Cassowaries are just battle ready feather dusters.

Cassowary. Feather duster gonna fuck you up.

by FelicisDraconis81 April 15, 2019

cassowary

The most dangerous bird on earth. Has large dinosaur-like feet and a large plate growing out of the top of it's head. Blue neck and black bodied.

A cassowary can jump 5 feet straight up!

by Jaime September 18, 2003

Cassowary Toe

The act of stabbing someone in the throat with one elongated fingernail, usually the pinky. Named after the Australian Cassowary bird, which is known to attack people by striking out with the sharpened middle claw of the foot.

“Man, Melissa’s off her rocker, she just tried to cassowary toe me with her coke nail”

by Shortfunnykid May 21, 2020

Full Cassowary

When that quiet person suddenly explodes and looses their baggage all over the place at anyone and everyone in a relentless fashion.

Did you see Westy last night? He finally lost it and went full cassowary at Stirling for making fun of him. Only took ten years.

by The Real Sanga November 20, 2018

cassowary pseudopenis

The reason why I am sticky

Why am I sticky; cassowary pseudopenis.

by StickyCassowary69 May 16, 2019