Cassiefied 

To assert your stories into a person's mind; not allowing them to exit the gruesome conversation until you are finished. Or, making awkward jokes that mean nothing, also asserting them.

The other day, I totally Cassiefied John...He will never be the same again...

Cassiefied by JED2012 March 23, 2011

Cassiefied 

When you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, PHD's, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, OU, and other useless crap.

I met a very nice person at a cocktail party. He asked if I knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. I told him her name was Holly. Then warned him do NOT do it! You will be Cassiefied.

Cassiefied by JBKW October 22, 2006

Cassified 

noun
the removal of awkward silence (awkward pause) whilst undergoing a conversation

regardless of the conversations length and topics

person (A): man I love when people cassified conversations, you never feel awkward, and you do not have to fear running out of topics to talk about

person (B): yeah me too, finding someone who is a cassist is the best thing in the world

person(A): yeah sadly not many people are a cassist nor follow cassism

Cassified by silas ahm lemming January 29, 2019