Emo scarf that probably was an old tea towel from the deepest depth of you granmothers egg sack.

The global instantaneous appearance of a fashion item with little or no value other than cost and the purposes of parting people with more money than sense from their cash. Not to be confused with a Cashmeaner which is a fashion item resembling one bought at Hermes but actually bought outside the railway station or Fashmeaner which is style originating from the thrift shop. Or a Fashwiener which typically refers to a male person and who has more money than fashion sense and follows the "mutton dressed as lamb" code of clothes buying. Definitely not to be confused with a pash which has nothing to do with clothing at all.