person 1: yo bro did you see the new episode of the casagrandes?
person 2: yeah i saw it, it was awesome!
person 2: yeah i saw it, it was awesome!
by datbroneo September 4, 2020
by Abighouse June 6, 2007
The casagrande has the personality equivalent to the f word, he is the result of when Donald Trump and Satan have unprotected sex. The casagrande spends his free time taking advantage of teenage hormonal emotions, telling them that they're not good enough at playing an instrument he has never picked up. He enjoys torturing musically inclined children by forcing them to play a song over and over again (exactly the same time) for 8 hours everyday for two weeks while in 90 degree weather while some of them are wrapped in metal instruments. This torture is also for the surrounding neighborhoods, (there's police complaints to prove it) due to the fact that they have to put up with it because their children are talented. But hey kids, he won trophies that are clearly displayed on top of the mantel of a 20 foot long window. Rumour has it that he shares 89% of the same genetic material of Adolf Hitler and he tried to join ISIS but they said "no thanks". If you ever cross paths with a casagrande, you better have a bible on hand and a playlist that saves you from the insecurities that will be inflicted into your soul. Basically a great teacher, but a terrible person.
by Onion soup October 26, 2016