someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 18, 2012
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a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?
by Spicy Charles December 8, 2010
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