Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Crap Carton

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)

ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

sydney carton

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

by ninja December 13, 2004

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005

busting a carton

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face

Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)

by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016

milk cartons

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

by HitchHiking January 22, 2015

milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope June 3, 2007