milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope June 3, 2007

milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

by nick May 9, 2005

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005

milk cartons

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

by HitchHiking January 22, 2015

on the milk carton

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017

Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014

Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.

Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!

by IIIXIII313 May 30, 2011