Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.
by mcfrenzy March 18, 2018
Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.
Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.
by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010
when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.
"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"
by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007