Quite possibly the greatest cartoon character ever created!
How can someone as evil as cartman be so loved?
by timeem May 12, 2005
Eric Cartman. He is generally known simply as Cartman.

Eric Cartman is an extremely fat kid who lives in South Park, Colorado. His mother/father is known to be a slut, and he is one of four boys who star in a show called...

South Park.
Don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son-of-a-bitch!
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
by synyster44 September 01, 2009
The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 04, 2005
One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
You had nothing to do with that joke, Cartman!
by K. Brotha Flovski September 30, 2009
A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to Eric Cartman from South Park.
"Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman."

"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"

""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"
by BlackjackMack123 October 10, 2009
Cartman is super happy fun joy time awexome!!! He's on the show South Park and is the fat kid who always gets made fun of.
Cartman: Kyle, your mom's a bitch!
Kyle: Stop being a fatass Cartman.
by Sharzak June 02, 2005

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