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Castillero Chamber Orchestra

A skilled, award-winning orchestra from Castillero Middle School. Chamber is the elite fourth level of the prominent strong orchestra program in Castillero; Beginning, Intermediate, Advanced, and Chamber. Castillero Chamber Orchestra plays pieces from Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and many other well-known musicians.
The Castillero Chamber Orchestra is conducted by Scott Krijnen, a fantastic cellist and teacher.
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That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss
I just smoked Cartier Piss.
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expensive, classy and out of your league
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Cartierism 

Cartierism is where medical technology is used unacknowledged from a source who is simultaneously vilified and often from indigenous cultures. Cartierism is so named because of the best known historical example.

Cartierism has its roots from Jacques Cartier's European expedition to Canada in 1535 at the start of European colonization. Cartier and his crew spent the winter unexpectedly in Stadacona, Quebec, he and his crew began dying of a disease we know today as the deficiency disease called scurvy.

Relations between the Indigenous and the Europeans were by that time strained; nonetheless the indigenous people healed Cartier's crew with their method of using L-ascorbate ("vitamin C") in the form of a tea made from the Arbor Vitae tree.

Despite being saved by them, Cartier rewarded Indigenous people by taking a dozen as hostage to Europe and upon explaining the information of this medicinal treatment in France, doctors simply replied, "what could we possibly learn from savages?"

Shortly after that the British Navy proved citrus fruit would prevent and cure scurvy.

Cartierism is alive today in numerous examples from Aloe vera to zinc.
The obscurity of Nurse Rene Caisse's exceptional impact on patients' health by use of indigenous medicine is the product of Cartierism.
Cartierism by Avtonomous June 21, 2018

cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.
"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"
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One of the most renowned luxury companies to ever come in existence. Go google it.
My Cartier watch is more valuable then your whole room.
Cartier by xluu August 16, 2008

Carpinteria Senior High School 

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*