A white teachers pet who is obsessed with science. He is also obsessed with tech decking and plays with them a day and night. At age 11 he has a full beard and has a 2 inch long penis when erect all his life. Also picks up many whores and drives pimpin' rides.
Carsten: "ohh I havent techdecked in like 2 minutes, and my penis hurts. I need to pick up some hoes in my pimpin' ride"