Carterism 

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

Carterism by McWebster August 19, 2010

careyistc 

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.

The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.

careyistc by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.

Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

Facebook Careerist by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011

Imaginary cancerist 

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

Imaginary cancerist by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011

Carerism 

The opposite of terrorism. {care-er-ism}

Carerism Awareness! If you see something, say something. One such report was lodged after someone was caught trying to smuggle Rolls Royce engine greece onto an airplane so they could help make repairs in the event of a mid-air emergency.

Carerism by NEWSnooze November 26, 2010

gabrielle carteris syndrome 

when an actor plays a teenager, despite being in his or her 30's; taken from Gabrielle Carteris from "Beverly Hills 90201"

Who are they following? That actor is obvioussly 35! He can't play a 15-year-old. That is Gabrielle Carteris Syndrome!

gabrielle carteris syndrome by Guy Fontana April 28, 2007

Corrorist 

An identified asymptomatic Covid-19 radical Islamist who is hell-bent to infect as many “infidels” as possible, who refuse to convert to their faith.

In Xinjiang, dozens of corrorists have volunteered to travel all the way to Beijing with the aim of infecting a thousand-odd hardcore Chinese Communists to “teach them a lesson” for cracking down on Islamic extremism.

Corrorist by Covido November 22, 2020