carpetulate
To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.
carpetulate by tommygeee September 11, 2010
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Capitulate
Capitulate by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018
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carpetuation
occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again.
Timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. Unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared at it, then he put it back on the carpet and sucked it up. Timmy is a victim of CARPETUATION.
carpetuation by graceatzero April 12, 2008
Capitulate
To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion
After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.
Capitulate by T.L.Slackmaster June 18, 2018
Catpetulate
Catpetulate by Slushiesarelife August 29, 2018
Crapitulate
v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted
v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting
v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting
Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."
Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."
Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."
Crapitulate by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009
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