Carpet

Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.

Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.

SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!

by Eric The Read September 9, 2010

Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.

Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!

by Rug Burn May 27, 2018

Carpet

When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair

Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!

by BraeBlake October 19, 2015

carpeteer

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

by Pararox April 10, 2004

Carpet

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.

Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)

by PancreasPoke October 22, 2007

Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL March 23, 2006

The Carpet

Where you do everything

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019