Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.

guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro

by mikey1877 May 16, 2010

Carpet Bomb

For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.

I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!

by sylough April 25, 2009

Carpet F-bomb

Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.

Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.

by Cheesy December 28, 2006

Carpet-love-bomb

When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.

I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.

by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022

Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

by AyeMoney February 2, 2016

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020