| 1. | nipple tugs | ||
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A rare feature on shirt pockets that replace the usual button with an adjustable drawstring loop. "Check out that guy's shirt, it's got nipple tugs sticking out of the front. Guess he likes being dragged around a lot"
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| 2. | Soldier 95 Shirt | ||
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Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets. Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest. Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt. Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something. |
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| 3. | Shirt pockets | ||
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"I was with this chick and when she removed her wonderbra there were only Shirt pockets left. Disappointing"
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| 4. | camp shirt | ||
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1. Button down utility shirts made of durable fabric containing pockets on each breast, bicep, oblique, and completed by a buttoned shoulder strap.
2. Panty dropping gear. |
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| 5. | Pussy Gettin' Shirt | ||
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A Pussy Gettin' Shirt (also known as a PGS) is any short sleeved button up shirt that looks absolutely ridiculous (Crazy designs, weird cartoons, sailboats, two pockets, etc.). One uses such a shirt in order to get pussy. PGS' can be worn at the club, the mall, or just lounging around in your house/ apartment/ dorm. Warning, your PGS should never be taken lightly. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility. Yo bra, did you see Dave's new shirt? It looks crazy, but all the girls are uncontrollably attracted to him." "Yeah man that's a straight up Pussy Gettin' Shirt.
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| 6. | Monkey shirt | ||
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A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets. A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts. Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt! |
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| 7. | poop spikes | ||
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Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt. "Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"
"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!" |
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