Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

Charlie Carpenter

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

by mysterygirl0990730947 April 25, 2011

carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 6, 2012

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018