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wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.
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Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door
Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend
Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019

Carolinian Butt Plug 

The act of taking a Carolina Reaper (the world's hottest chili pepper), cutting slits into it to make it bleed, and then inserting it into the anus.
My friend had to have extensive anal reconstruction surgery due to self inflicted clawing and explosive bloody diarrhea due to trying to get the burn out that was a direct result of a Carolinian Butt Plug.

South Carolinian 

-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season
-Always is made fun of because of their accent
-Only drinks sweet tea
-Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon
-Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January
-Complains about too many tourists
-Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music
-Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina
-Orders everything fried with a side of collards
-Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top
-Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina
The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music

Teenage South Carolinian 

One of the 1/5 Americans who cannot locate the United States on a map because they don't have a map and because our education in South Africa and the Iraq should help the US.
"Dude, I ran into someone today who didn't have a map and couldn't locate the US."

"They must be a Teenage South Carolinian."

to carolinize it

You carolinize something when you make it better.
"You should put basil to carolinize it"

If the person who is making the dish put basil in it, the recipe would be improved. Therefore, it would be carolinized.

"You did carolinize yourself by being more outgoing!"

The person got better after choosing a more outgoing way of character, s/he carolinized her/himself.
to carolinize it by Carolina P. November 25, 2013

sweet carolining 

The act of emasculating a rival gang by dancing/ thrusting on them while playing Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline"
"Man, you should have seen Cam crying when we sweet carolin'd him last night"

"wanna put on dressing gowns and go sweet carolining?"
sweet carolining by cardigan4lyf September 23, 2012