carnist 

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

carnist by teneab July 22, 2023

Carnish 

verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/

To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.

Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.

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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*

--

In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.

Carnish by Tonk September 25, 2012

Carnes Owned 

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003

Carnism 

Carnism is the invisible belief system that conditions people to eat certain animals. It is basically the opposite of veganism.

The term was coined by social psychologist Melanie Joy in 2001 when she stated that the lack of terminology around consuming animal products was part of the problem. Without a term to refer to the practice by, it is accepted as the norm and the ignorance around the subject continues to flourish.

Carnism is an extremely important concept that has the potential to dramatically transform the way society thinks about eating animals. - Gene Baur

Carnism by my mAin Hack June 19, 2017

Cornks 

An exceptionally nice set of boobies, that are real, and not fake.

Bro, look at those cornks!

Cornks by The Captain Mattydor June 17, 2009

Carnestoltes 

Traditional character from the Catalonian tradition, he appears for a week. He is made of hay and he is burnt at the end of this week, before he kidnaps the kids.

The carnestoltes of this year got two kids before we could burn him.

Carnestoltes by handledeeznuts333 April 21, 2022

Crankswirl 

To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.

"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"

"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."

"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."

Crankswirl by docwho2100 February 12, 2004