Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
by That Rogue December 2, 2009
A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.
by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011
A sexual position in which the man (who must be black and hung like a horse) completely attacks and dominates the person of the opposite sex (may be black or white) and when at the point of ejaculation, the man pulls out and as he cant finish, ejaculates in her ear
by Numancia May 5, 2013
by bamboali March 4, 2012
Dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. The best ones are the ones in Palm Beach, Florida and the one in Pasadena, Cali which is not a ritz anymore but still looks da same. Its DOPE LAKERS, TRIVIUM, PIXIE ACIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dribble Rock lIke wade and bounce like shaq. like an ounce of raw, fuck, feedin my son is a must. I make you want to pull yo lip over yoself and just swallow yoself- DIZ HOTEL IS OFF DA CHAIn, ITS DA RITZ Carlton BIATCH
JUELZ/THEGAME
DIPSET/BWS
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DIPSET/BWS
by Tommy Smoove February 15, 2008
Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
Just a person who likes hockey a lot and supports the leafs, and doesn’t talk a lot, mostly a chill person.
by Carlton Prime March 7, 2023