by mike April 18, 2005
A shit hole.
A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
by 123456789009876543234567890987 September 14, 2009
by Thecoolamericandude April 15, 2020
Inspired by the legendary dance created by character Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, a White Carlton is the act of flailing one's arms to the left and right in coordination with one's thrusts as he nears completion while receiving oral sex. The move is ultimately completed when, upon ejaculation, the male pulls out and spins around 360 degrees simultaneously clubbing his partner's face and spewing ejaculate across it, thus finishing the dance.
Person 1: How was your night man?
Person2: Fucking insane bro. I gave this ho a White Carlton, and it knocked her out cold. It reminded me that Fresh Prince was on Nick at Night so I watched that until she woke up.
Person2: Fucking insane bro. I gave this ho a White Carlton, and it knocked her out cold. It reminded me that Fresh Prince was on Nick at Night so I watched that until she woke up.
by Plague_Nighthawk March 8, 2016
by Nunca May 25, 2013
The nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. Rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night.
by unnamed123456 April 13, 2006
While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.
hockey carlton
by BlackIrish09 September 29, 2013